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Name: Tony
Gender: Male
Interests: TV, Video Games and whatnot, eating rare and poisonous fish, maintaining a constant stench of masculinity in an effort to thwart unwanted mates, flipping the bird (see above)
Expertise: Sleeping, Eating, Lazing, General Warehouse in the Warehouse
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
Industry: Other
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  Hankscorpio2019
Member Since:
11/3/2004
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To break free of these chains, is that not the goal of all fine young
people held in the merciless jail of the traditional American
lifestyle? To wake up in a foreign place, desolate and dissafected,
without friends, neighbors, or enemies. To find oneself finally, truly
alone. Is that not what we all want?
A yearning for self-realization, trying to be free from the shackles
that bind us, is that not the American dream? Is it not our destiny to
do exactly as our forefathers before us? Lacking in ideals,
imagination, drive or spirit; we go on into this world, aimless, no
ideas where to go or what to do.
Well my brethren, theres something we can do about this plague. We can
rise up, fight for change, fight for freedom from the opressive powers
of today, we can do anything. You may be struck down, thrown out, be
beaten, down and out, but all there is to do is keep going. By God,
dont ever give up and dont ever stop fighting. The weight of the world
rests upon our shoulders.
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| Well I havent updated the old xanga for a while, and with good cause.
The cause being that ive been lazy and whatnot. Much has happened since
i have last enticed you with sensual tales. For one thing, Ive gotten
nerdier, and damn proud of it. Not only have I swithced operating
systems to Linux, but Im using a version of Linux (because Linux is all
about choice) that needs a 40 page manual just for the install. Its
uber-nerdy. Thanks to Sheru's influence (the man is a genius), Ive
rediscovered the beauty of socialism and pirating software and other
various digital goods. If anyone asks, I give a nerdy explaination
about how I believe everything should be open-source. Ive started
carrying a briefcase and wearing tie-dye pants that are hella-cool. Ive
also kinda stopped doing my homework in classes i dont like, which, as
it turns out, is a great plan.I went to some shitty party on Saturday,
where Leo and Jeff (theyve gotten absolutely retarded) drank a whole
bunch of beer and acted way more drunk then they actually were. There
was a bunch of stupid british kids there, and me yoshi and sheru just
kinda hung around, making fun of the kids who were "drunk". So in
closing, fuck school, fuck homework, and fuck the system.
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| Woah, havent updated in.... ever. Those RVB links you were seeing were
for my private use only and i dont know how they ended up being public.
Damn you xanga! Damn you straight to hell!! *breaks down into tears
like a weepy Mel Gibson* Speaking of weepy old insane Mel, I recently
had teh pleasure of viewing the instant revenge classic Paparazzi. It
had perhaps teh greatest set of morals in a movie ever: If anyone hurts
a memeber of your family, you have the god given right to brutally
murder each and everyone one of those mother fuckers. Even if the
family members come out ok, its all right to commit triple homicide and
then frame it on the last remaining Papparazi, or, as the film views
them, Papanazi. The movie is absolute gold and i highly reccomend it.
10 stars up. Also, does everyone remember Yuma, that real winner? Well,
some moron friends of his set up a xanga so you can laugh it up
www.xanga.com/the_sexy4. While browsing through the comments on that
page, I found another page which
should basically replace girly tony
because its 10 million times funnier and its an actual xanga. It really
makes you angry if your read to much of it, so watch your blood
pressure or your face will explode.
Well thats that, and if you see a man who looks suspiciously like Eric
Draven but has clown make up on, dont worry hes just an invincible
rocker come back from the dead to avenge his and his wives murder, so
stay the hell out of his way.
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| Most of teh feedback ive been getting lately has to deal with more
request for hot girl on girl action, which has lead me to think
friedman has been leaving it. Becasue of these requests, ive decided
that friedman sux. Yoshi was being an asshat earlier today whilst i was
helping get adware from his computer. 1st he dloaded the thing that i
told him to get as a last resort. Then he refused to get teh thing that
i told him to and i was forced to crucify him. Attention all people
wishing to send mail to yoshi, he can now be found in: My basement. Now
for the regualr segment from Tony talking baout his feelings:
Girly Tony: OMG!!!!!!! I had the c00lest weekend (omg! I used zeros instead of o's!!! im such a nerd!!!! )
I got to go clubbing with my firends and we had teh best time!!!!! I
wore my independent trucks shirt cause im an independent and i feel it
represents me. At the club all the boys wanted to dacne with me cause
IM A FUCKING WHORE AND THEY'RE CREEPY OLD MEN(sorry, slipped character
for a second, what i meant was: cause im so hot and all the guys want
me. OMG i have to go now cause of stupid biology homework!!! why the
fuck do we have to learn about extinctions anways! I dont hurt trees
when i drink my starbucks, so i do my part. gtg
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It took them like, 10
minutes for them to make me a grande when I asked for a mocha! I asked
for a refund and the guy went all "No english no english!" on me! I
swear ill go down to the texas border and shoot some of his "compadres"
becasue of this. I think I hear my cell ringing (hopefully
jeff!!!!!!!) so I must leave.
